From the sparkling, small city of Joel Thibert:

There are so many options. P E O R I A F A N T A? A K R O N P E R R I E R? Aleem Khan has already decided: U R B A N A C H A M P A I G N. The bottle that’s been kept hidden in the back of the fridge. Playful, self-assured, and inviting, it’s the sort that can make you feel warm while still being plenty cool. When the final sip, that free-as-can-be closer, holds its 9.5 minute reign, there is only one sparkling beverage, one mid-sized, mid-western locale.